In case you have ever been on an extended road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you have likely played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are very easy and universally known. But on the off-chance you are seeing us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game functions: You start by presenting a predicament of two equally terrible-looking (or occasionally equally enticing alternatives to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex using a dog and nobody in the entire world understands you did it, or would you rather not have sex using a dog, and everybody in the entire world thinks you did it?”
You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with this kind of impossible scenario. As soon as they pick the things that they consider to be the less horrible of two atrocious scenarios, it’s their turn to develop a predicament for you.
The game is a regular section on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Celeb guests including Ice T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to choose the things that they believe to be the best of two horrific scenarios. The questions are nutty and awful: “Would you rather eat a whole Christmas tree, or have all of your kids have Jim Carrey’s face from The Grinch tattooed on their chests?” is one question Aukerman posed to comedian Patton Oswalt.
The beauty of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a little creativity. But it’s just as fun as the folks you play with. There is no denying that the more illogical and occasionally Xrated “Would You Rather” gets, the more interesting it becomes.
For a little bit of inspiration, here are some uncomfortable suggestions compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations.
These Are The Best ‘Would You Rather’ Questions Ever
Would you rather obtain pounds or be prohibited from the net for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable child photograph of you be the theme of a depraved internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that lasts for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather accidentally “like” a two-year-old photograph of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or accidentally send a sext to your mother?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or need to ask your parents for permission every time you have sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or treat a rare kind of cancer?
When you die, would you rather have your charge card statement or your Google search history released?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or sensitive to smartphones?
Would you rather have your Seamless account hacked and all the details made public, or have all your files and folders filled with porn?
Would you rather play Pokmon Go in real life or The Last Guardian in real life?
Would you rather be in a real life version of The Walking Dead or a real life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be permanently prohibited from Tinder or be permanently prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you reside?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you have taken in the past year (without filters or have your personal e-mail hacked?
Would you rather lose the aptitude vote in elections or the capacity to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their photos on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capacity to discover why someone you are dating ghosts on you or the capacity to see actual ghosts?
Would you rather lose all of the photos you have taken on your smartphone this year or lose all of the publications you possess?
Would you rather gain buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percent raise on the job or retain your smartphone and also the same salary?
Would you rather be able to pick the person who becomes the next President of the United States or the individual who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be made to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the rest of your life or just LaCroix for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be made to host a large dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?
Would you rather lose your capability to text or lose your skill to give a high five?
Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capacity to use GPS for the rest of your life or lose the aptitude use a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the rest of your life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have the capacity to see every text which wasn’t sent to you or the skill to see every text that’s about you?
Would you rather have nude photos of you leaked on the internet but not seen by anyone you understand or inadvertently moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather be made to talk like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that could record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your info leaked in a medical insurance provider hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percent of your day or gag take up percent of your day?
Would you rather eat the Twitter bird or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather constantly get stuck in traffic or constantly have a extremely slow internet connection?
Would you rather get chosen for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an bad name on the road by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be forced to just use Kimoji for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be made to see your buddies just once a month or lose Twitter followers each month?
Would you rather have infinite storage space on your own iPhone or unlimited storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or be forced to follow DJ Khaled’s guidance for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name confused with a convicted killer or a famous pornstar?
Would you rather give the rest of the web control over your Twitter account or give your mother control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather be a wildly successful YouTube star who is inadvertently covered by chan or a uploader everyone respects but no one watches?
Would you rather have the ability to teleport every single time you fart or heal any wound by howling at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never manage to use computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or to people who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a look at your Mom or your Dad’s web history?
Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each and every girl?
Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently prohibited from your Instagram feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi asserting against their points?
Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there’s a full moon or never use emoji again?
Would you rather have a chilly three months out of the year or have to see a doctor to get viral marketing out of your head?
Would you rather always use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or just communicate using a string of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a victor on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?
Would you rather have your most humiliating moment captured in a GIF which goes viral or face your biggest fear?
Would you rather never have to improve your personal computer or never have to upgrade your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, money, equipment, and lifestyle or end crime round the world for good but be poor and undetected?